10 days to go

Right guys, 10 days to go until the pantheon of the gods, the pinnacle of paddling heaven, the ambrosia of competitiveness, that is the Intervarsities. I can almost taste the blood, sweat, tears, and semen that go into these battles to the death to be the best long distance paddler out there.
Not only have I graciously, despite begging off everyone to enter everything singlehandedly, graced the club with my superiour LD prowess, I shall also be competing in the polo competition. We had a practice last night and boy can i tell you the othe 4guys and a chick(whats the deal with girls trying to do sport these days anyways, they cant even benchpress1 kayak let alone the 432 that i do everymorning before eating a baby) they really letting team Hurst down, I mean the audacity of them to tell ME to zone up??? Sure if I do that then who is going to singlehandidly be goalie, defender, turn over possession every time and score every single goal? Pure selfishness on their part, I feel.
Then those wannabes went drinking beer after, and eating chips, dont they know that a true athlete drinks only water and eats only raw carrots, yes as I am also a gourmet chef, I like to prepare spectacular 4 course meals using only these ingredients.
Still somedays when i feel a little down, and Long Distance just isnt helping me feel it, I check my favourite site, http://tinyurl.com/eaztw it never fails to help raise me from the deepest darkest pits of depression, and confirm that yes I am on the true path to surpass any semi-pro paddler before me.